R.I.P. Michael Turner

You are one of the greats, you will be missed.

WTF!!!

Best Game Ever?

Its so wrong but I think this game needs to be imported on Xbox Live.
I would buy it.

Wolverine vs the NAZIs = Fuck Yeah

Set pics from the new Wolverine movie. Looks like we get to see Logans WW2 past. Rad.

Secret Invasion = Secret Wars 3?

The main villain behind Marvel's Secret Invasion has yet to be seen, but we've heard his call.
"He Loves You".
But who is the "He" the Skrulls have been mentioning?
Its the Beyonder. Yep the dude behind the original Secret War 1 and 2.
This guy.

And why do I think this huge walking retard is the dude controling the Skrulls?
Marvel gives retail places like Amazon solicits months and months in advance so they can plan ordering by putting them online and yesterday a posting for a Secret War 2 omnibus went live. Why on earth would they be making an omnibus for that series unless the events of someone in it tied directly into Marvels publishing mandate for the next two years.
Second, in the Illuminate mini there is a Secret War issue where the group visites with the Beyonder and he creates his own little world. What other purpous would there be to show this unless he will be playing a role in the Marvel U once again.
And last in Secret War 2 he is often addressed as "He" by his minions.

Through The Fire and No Fucking Life

100% on expert on DragonForce.
What. The. Fuck.

Ethan Van Sciver, you sir rule

I love my Doom but Spidy vs Goblin owns. I wish I owned this.

Love Is Hell And We Both Should Have Known...

Brithday Wish List: Part 2

I want this set of posters. They would make the living room look good.

http://www.mondotees.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3536&HS=1

Logan, You Found Some Clothes!

Mike Turner's varient cover to Wolverine 66. Looks cool. We need some Michael Turner interior art now, get with it Marvel, he needs a series to draw.

Birthday Wish List part 1

I want tickets to the Sub Pop 20th anniversary comedy show and tickets to the first day of the Sub Pop 20th fest.
Heres the link to the info, someone should buy me tickets for both of these. I really want to see Patton Oswald and David Cross and Seaweed and Flight of the Conchords. Make me a happy birthday boy.
http://www.subpop.com/releases/sub_pop/misc/sub_pops_20th_anniversary

Logan, You Still Have No Dick!

Ultimate Wolverine has got some issues, issues with him being drawn with no dick.

Street Fighter 2: Round 99,999

Ok...Street Fighter 4 is looking a lot like Street Fighter 2, just add some word like Turbo Alpha Delta after it and there you go. So far they have ignored every good character that came after SF2 and I don't think that counts as a sequel. Wheres Akuma, or Camey, or Dan? or any of the peeps from SF3?

Doooom: Con Report Part 1

Here is my super sweet Dr Doom Sinestro Corp sketch done by the ultra talented Ethan Van Sciver. I got on his sketch list before the con opened on Saturday and he got excited when I told him what I wanted. I picked it up on Sunday and everyone in his line wanted it.
He told me that it is going to be published in his next sketch book and is going to be colored my Moose.
Super stoked.
Here is a closer look at his mask.
More on the con later.

Yo Logan, where's your dick?

Michael Turner's Ultimate Origin #1 cover.

Logan has no dick or balls, I'm little disturbed by that.

Yo Destro, Wheres Your Mask?

New GI Joe pics,

Destro

Heavy Duty

Storm Shadow

While I like Storm Shadow a little bit more with the mask on I hate Destro cuz he has no mask, and Heavy Duty? Why not Road Block? It seems that some obvious Joes are missing here in favor for ones nobody cares about.

I'm Tired

I've been lifting too much this week I think. I fell asleep on the couch last night after getting home from the gym to a show on NGC about the book of revelations and couldn't find it in me to pull myself off the couch and find my bed.

The Seattle International Film Fest schedule has been posted. Looks alright, theres been better years. The first year I went was amazing, but I think my interest in weird, forign film has gone away a bit.

Best. Batman. Ever.

I want this printed fairly big and framed on my wall.

I have a problem

I am addict to comic books.
I have too many of them, and I want more cuz I don't think I have enough for a proper collection.
I am trying to go through my comics for the con this weekend and I am running out of room to put shit and its hurting my back lifting long box after long box out of the closet.
Someone help me.

Iron Man: Best Comic Book Movie Ever?

YES!

The only other comic book movie that could top it would be the Avengers flick in 2011, or the movie that has this guy in it



The Dark Knight can't start playing soon enough.

Dear Glenn Beck,

You are an idiot.

Stop Raping My Childhood: Part 2

They are making a live action G.I. Joe movie now, most likely it will suck. Here is what a G.I. Joe movie should look like.



Part of the reason G.I . Joe was cool was that it was very cartoony. No one would go into battle dressed like that. It doesn't make sense. And the villans were way to over the top. Cobara Commander? Destro? Zartan? They are all straight out of a comic book in apperence and anyone dressed like that were to show up to fight a war would get laughed off the battlefield.
But Steven Sommers, the guy behind the Mummy movies, is aiming to make his version of G.I. Joe very realistic. In fact here is what some of his cast look like.

Snake Eyes

Hawk
Scarlet
Duke
Ripcord

Storm Shadow and the Barroness

And this is what Cobra Commander's mask is suppose to look like.


The only two people who look like they are suppose to are Snake Eyes and Hawk, Storm Shadow looks cool but he isn't wearing the mask from the cartoon. The black body suits scare me, they look stupid and generic. Barroness lokks alright, still not into the casting on it and she should be wearing glasses and Cobra Commander's mask is horrible. Maybe when its painted and he is in full costume it will look cool but I doubt it.
The Rock is suppose to be playing Shipwreak in the film. Thats fucking dumb.
This and the Transformers films have almost destroyed my favorite shows growing up. Thanks Hollywood.

Hulk Smash!!!

He better fucking say it this time. This is how you do the Incredible Hulk, with car boxing gloves.

Transformers 2: I Hate Your Childhood

Transformers was an alright movie. It was nothing like the cartoon, which I fucking love, but the cartoon was dated, all 80's cars so it made sense to update it. The effects were outstanding, I never thought I would see Optimus on the live action big screen ever, but that wasn't Optimus and those weren't my Transformers. Sure the flick made a shit load of money and by all accounts Michael Bay was the best choice to direct a huge car-robot-action film, but still not what I would have liked.
However he is at it again. Shooting starts this summer and casting rumors already crowding the internet. Jonah Hill of "SuperBad" is rumored to be joining the cast as Sam Wicky's college roommate and I couldn't be more bummed.
I thought that the first one focused too much on the humans and not the robots and it looks like its going to be the same thing again. Transformers should be all about huge fighting robots not cleaver, funny kids.
I want to see Optimus beating the shit out of Devestator and Grimlock kicking everyones ass but its not going to happen.
Michael Bay you are raping my childhood.
Fuck.

IRON MOTHAFUCKING MAN

I am sooo stoked for this movie. Everything I have read about it so far makes me believe that I was right about Marvel Studios and what they are trying to do. Robert Downy JR is the perfect Tony Stark.
I need to see this right now, I'm losing my mind over it.

Anyone remember this? I sure as hell do.

Even more God Damn Batman Goodness

The Harvey Dent one is my favortie. Still pissed I missed out on getting an election sign for him.

This is the God Damn Bat-Cycle

Fuck Yeah. IGN.com exclusive poster debut. Really fucking cool.

Grand Theft Auto....The Best Game Ever?

Its time again for the end of humanity to begin. Yes another Grand Theft Auto game is coming out on Tuesday, and this one promises to be the best to date. GTA 4 has had huge buzz around it since it was announced years ago, even more when Microsoft said it was coming to the Xbox 360 the same day as Sony's PS3. Big news as all previous GTA games debut on the Sony machine and then later ported to the Xbox. Even bigger news is that that Rockstar, the team behind the hit series, is making exclusive downloadble content for the Xbox 360 which will expand the rumored 100+ hours of game play. The bulk of New York City has been built into GTA 4 as Librity City. Another big announcement about the game came when Rockstar said, that for the first time on a consul version, GTA will have online multi-player options. In fact there are 16 different online modes to play. A gamers wet dream.
The gaming press has been covering this very intensely for the past month, with IGN devoting all of last week to it. Over the weekend IGN posted their review of the game giving it a 10 out of 10. They have never given a game a perfect score in all 10 years of being a web publication. Fuck, they didn't even give Bioshock, KOTOR 1 or Final Fantasy 7 a 10. While I don't believe that the gaming press takes it self that seriously they still like being called journalist and this "review" brings into question the integrity of writing a review and buying into the hype and basically running a weeks worth of advertising for a game.

I am the God damn Batman

is what this movie should have been called, but only if Frank Miller wrote and directed it. They should let Miller write and direct a Batman movie, it would be the biggest comedy of all time.
Oh, new one sheet for The Dark Knight, color me stoked.




And speaking of Frank Miller here is a video posted in 2006 where he shows off some of the art from his long over due Batman OGN called Batman: Holy Terror Batman. Its about Batman beating up al-Quada. The art looks huge and amazing, too bad he broke his arm in the middle of doing it and then decided he would rather make Sin City, and Sin City 2...oppps I ment the Spirt films instead of doing comics.
http://www.spacecast.com/videoplayer_1696.aspx

And here is The Spirit trailer, beyond reminding me visually of Sin City it reminds me of a scene he wrote in DC's All Star Batman and Robin.

Print Collction V.2

This is the newest print to the collection, its the "Howling Wolf" print by Florian Bertmer. It is out of 100 and sold out within four hours of going up. Florian also released a print through Deathwish Inc and has done artwork for Outbreak and Converge. The print is 23x35 and a copy was recently sold on eBay for $135 I believe.

My print collection, V.1

I spend a lot of money on prints. I'm kinda stupid. Most of them just stay under my bed because I don't have the wall space or the money to go get them framed, yet I still keep buying them.
I am go to start posting my print collection just cuz I have a lot of cool ones that aren't going to be seen hanging in the near future and I think peeps should know I have them.

The first volume of this will be the Bridge 9 triple record release show set.
I am not the original owner of this. I bought these off of my friend Danny about 4 years ago for $75. At the time I had been trying to win a set off of eBay but had been losing due to the fact that they all were selling for over $125. In the past 2 years I haven't seen any new auctions for them.
Posted below is all 3, framed and hanging in my hallway. The corrisponding numbers are also photographed. A couple people have tried to buy them off of me but I like them too much and have yet to be that hard up for cash to get rid of them. The quality of the pics kind of sucks because I don't have a camera and these all came off of my phone.

i wish my wang could do this

about 5 minutes of Venture Bros season 3 footage taken the old fashion way from nycc over the weekend. god i love the assholes who bring handie cams everywhere.

worst. game. ever.

This news is about a week old but I don't care. Sometime next year Midway games will be releasing there latest version of Mortal Kombat, this time entitled Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe. Oh there are soooo many things wrong with this.
Mortal Kombat has fallen off big time. I remember growing up how much that game ruled, it was like Street Fighter 2 but less cartoony and more bloody, and when you are 13-14 thats the kind of fighting game you want.
The details are sketchy now but they have confirmed that Sub Zero, Scorpion, Batman and Superman will be in it. Also they have confirmed that there will be less gore and blood and no fatalities.
A Mortal Kombat game with no fatalites is a porno with no money shot, its just not worth getting hard over.

Peep the vid if you want.

Blog: Day Three

Why do Asian resturants charge atleast a buck for rice? I don't get it, rice should come free with your meal. Its a racket you Asians are running and I'm tired of playing it. Like if you get curry you need rice to eat with it or your just eating soup.

Oh and this is being broadcasted from my iPhone. I love technology.

Blog: Day Two

This was my signing bonus for finally switching comic shops. As of yesterday I am now a box customer of Arcane Comics. I think Scott cummed in his pants when I filled out the subscription sheet.
Goodbye Action City Comics and Toys, we've had a steller run. 8+ years of my money was given to that place and now sits proudly in my closet.
I'll try to post my review for Mark Millars Kick-Ass later today.
HOnda

Blog: Day One

Welcome to my blog, its new. Big ups to Little Eric for helping with the name, naming things is hard.
Very random things will be posted here, hopefully on a daily basis. Fingers crossed.
But its the beginning, so theres nothing but this. I promise it gets better.
Honda