Tuesday, April 22, 2008

worst. game. ever.

This news is about a week old but I don't care. Sometime next year Midway games will be releasing there latest version of Mortal Kombat, this time entitled Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe. Oh there are soooo many things wrong with this.
Mortal Kombat has fallen off big time. I remember growing up how much that game ruled, it was like Street Fighter 2 but less cartoony and more bloody, and when you are 13-14 thats the kind of fighting game you want.
The details are sketchy now but they have confirmed that Sub Zero, Scorpion, Batman and Superman will be in it. Also they have confirmed that there will be less gore and blood and no fatalities.
A Mortal Kombat game with no fatalites is a porno with no money shot, its just not worth getting hard over.

Peep the vid if you want.





2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i don't know what you're talking about, this game looks fucking sweeter than virgin poocy. plus you're gonna buy it, and we're gonna have a ton of fun playing it when i'm drunk

xhondax138 said...

it would be cool if you could do fatalities on the DC superheroes, but you can't. Warner Bros is not going to let you rip out Batmans spine and then skull fuck him to death.